It’s not you, it’s us. Actually, it is you. It’s ALL you.
We used to get along just fine. But as time went on, we had less and less in common. Quite frankly, you’re not good enough anymore.
Alas, it is time to move on…
To tell the truth, there is another. Yes, a younger model. One with a real zest for life. One who is very complimentary, supportive and… absolutely gorgeous (even first thing in the morning!). It was love at first sight.
We will go far and be very happy together.
So from all of us at Zest The Agency…
Farewell old website!!!!!
Ps. We’re keeping the house!
Check out our ‘younger model’… you know you want to!